ANNOYING POST 10

hello. my name is...... hello. so, like, one time i was, like, pooping, and like, i saw, like, a floating rat sandwich with undercooked spagetti maynaze sprinkls on the side, so i was all like, " SAY WHAT!!??!?!" so then i looked to my left and saw a chocolate covered, pimple flavered, poop looking, armpit burger. i grabbed it and ate it. it tasted like disney land, where i got a restraining order against steve bochemi, because i saw him there and i was all like, " holy @#$% its steve bochemi!!" and i grabbed his hair and ripped it off. like how i ripp little kids off by giving kids free lemonade so i dont have to sell it to them. lol im so smarticle. but i failed grammer. i said, "me fail grammer, that unpossible!!"

ANNOYING POST 9

whats up. how was halloween. halloween was good. how was it you ask? it was good thanks for asking. i saw paranormal activity. did you? bet you didnt. bet you pooped. i BET you pooped. i know you did. you cant hide it. i know that- WHAT THE !@#$ IS THAT!!! RIGHT THERE!!! ON YOUR SHOULDERS!! oh wait thats just your face.