a very weird story.

once upon a time there was a man. his name was Phil. He wasn't that bright. like one time a police officer came up to him and said he broke the speed limit, and Phil offered to fix it. and another time he put a quarter in a parking meter and waited 30 minutes for a gum ball. so let me just get to the story. this is a very very very very long story so pay attention. one day he died.

the end.