Here it goes.
One day i was eating ice cream when it pooped blood. The blood looked like a keyboard so i sucked it up with my pet rocks vacum cleaner. It then exploded and its brain stem landed in my spine and it felt like i was eating myself because one day i spilled soup on my lap and then it growled at me so i put a leash on it and named it phil. The soup bites everyone who it sees. I threw the soup away and its intestines started doing the limbo on my fridge.
PWNED
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